meowinghumanunicorn:

xplosivediarrhea:

imagine how much power you’d have if you woke up with a clear face and perfect hair every day

With a clear face especially ugh

(via pandaswithpurses)

maledictor:

i’m prone to deep sighs but only cuz my body needs a lil more air sometimes but people always assume i’m annoyed or stressed or sad or something nah just oxigenating me blood

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senpaimami:

*is shy and quiet but also nasty as fuck*

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slavery:

Why do cute boys constantly feel the need to lead people on

(Source: frickin, via pandaswithpurses)

"Don’t bring up the past of a person who is trying to improve their future"

(via kangalex)

(Source: rosexella, via pandaswithpurses)

sloth-grunge:

becoming self aware of your breathing and blinking is the worst thing

(via releasings)

relahvant:

when someone eats the food you were saving in the fridge

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(via lulz-time)