Nice things to whisper when hugging someone

rdjass:

yogurtville:

-you smell different when you’re awake
-please help me (then smile as if nothing happened)
-soon
-you have lovely skin, I can’t wait to wear it
-your hair tastes like strawberries
-tonight….you.
-he knows, don’t go home.
-I always knew you would die in my arms
-every time I poop I think of you
-no one will ever believe you
-yessssssssssssss
-I killed mufasa
-I bet you didn’t feel me lick your ear
-mother told me it would be like this

hail hydra

(via nahrisha)

whoredinarygirl:

"we’re having pizza for dinner"

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(via craycrayclay)

nerdassbitch:

*throws shade* *misses*

(Source: hahahaidkman, via craycrayclay)

dutchster:

i accidentally spilled monster energy drink in my fish bowl and now my goldfish won’t stop saying “bro” and keeps flexing it’s fins

(via flytoyous)

frickin:

Im a fun person ok but whenever someone cute talks to me i turn into a fucking raisin

(via br-dley)